"dean" wrote in message
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Don't eat fluorescent light tubes either.

spits violently - You're kidding, right?

A guy walks into Home Depot, takes two light bulbs to checkout, pays for
them, then eats the first light bulb, filament and all, and leaves the stem
on the counter. Then he eats the second light bulb, and leaves the stem on
the counter.

The next shopper watches in amazement and says to the cashier --"Boy, THAT
was wierd!"

The cashier said, "Yeh, the stem's the best part."