Scottish Power are currently upgrading meters and supplies in parts of the
country and contracting this out. I will post a picture of the state they
left my mains supply in!
It is possible to shove a wire in to the live terminal of the cutout and
cables have been left far too long

OK, i'll bite - care to drop me an email with some details and i'll
see if I can find out who's been doing the work ? (TIA)

The email address works as long as you take out all the caps :-)