"NoSpam" wrote in message
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We have to park under a tree and this year the bird sh1t problem is worse
than usual. I can't avoid being sh@t upon (can't chop the tree down, can't
build a car port, and the neighbours wouldn't let me use a shotgun) so I
need to find a way of getting the stuff off every day.

Very occasionally a wipe with a damp rag works but usually I need to
resort to scraping, and it's only a matter of time until I damage the
paintwork. Is there any product available that will get the stuff off
without damaging the paint?

a cat
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