In article , Goedjn says...

On Wed, 16 May 2007 14:48:54 -0700, "Steve B"
wrote:


"Ryan" wrote in message
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On 16 May 2007 14:26:58 -0700, "
wrote:

I had a neighbor like that once, he became the neighborhood problem,
dogs barking kids playing basketball every little thing made him mad
and generated a call to the police and their unhappy faces at the
doors.

I had a reputation at the town of being a trouble maker after I
INSISTED on speaking my thoughts at the monthly meeting after they
installed a speed limit sign at my other home smack dap in the worst
possible place, the one I happened to use to pull vehicles on the lawn
for a variety of repair projects under way at the time. my point they
should of asked BEFORE placing it, rater than it being a surprise....
a few feet made all the difference

So I went and saw the twp manager and very nicely requested all the
rules on half way houses and welfare relocatees the look on his face
was priceless.......

I had found my neighbor idiot had started a home based investment
business, thats why he demanded silence....

I asked has he got his business privelage license? one cop must of
been a friend of the neighbor was taking all the calls, cop suggested
we get rid of our dogs, my wife was crushed she cant have kids.

cop got head kicked in for not following procedure, neighbor had new
tax to pay its on gross business must of been costly chatted with
chief of police, idiot neighbor had complainded of people walking dogs
in mid day making other dogs bark i wasnt the only one being harased.
parents of kids playing ball were upset too. at least kids were home
not running the street selling drugs.

within a few weeks the for sale sign deorated his lawn and we all
smiled the day he moved

Sounds like you're all a bunch of nuts who nobody would want as a
neighbor.

Ryan

And they speak in T. S. Eliot sentences. (for those not familiar with T. S.
Eliot, she was an author who wrote the longest sentences known to mankind.)


Some people don't have trouble remembering what a sentence is
about from one line to the ... look, a chicken!

Huh? Where?