Fri, 11 May 2007 08:40:09 -0700 from Bob's Backfire Burrito BLAMPOW!
@pullmyfinger.org:
Let their "Mailslot" in the front door be your friend

Simply deposit your choice of payload Here is a list.....

1 Mice or rats....easy to get, easy to deliver
2 Crickets.....easy to buy
3 Various insects.....use your imagination
4 Rattlesnake.....hard to deliver thru the slot, but a very nasty payload!
5Dog**** all over the sidewalk in front of the place, adds to the ambiance.

While it *may* be illegal to plaster menus, it *is* illegal to do
those things. The law doesn't accept "I was annoyed" as a plea in
mitigation.

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Stan Brown, Oak Road Systems, Tompkins County, New York, USA
http://OakRoadSystems.com/