"Bob's Backfire Burrito" wrote in message
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Let their "Mailslot" in the front door be your friend

Simply deposit your choice of payload Here is a list.....

1 Mice or rats....easy to get, easy to deliver
2 Crickets.....easy to buy
3 Various insects.....use your imagination
4 Rattlesnake.....hard to deliver thru the slot, but a very nasty
payload!
5Dog**** all over the sidewalk in front of the place, adds to the
ambiance.

Hmm, all rather imaginative, but.....this would take effort, and could lead
to some trouble I'd guess. This kind of thing could easily be twisted
into "hatemonger" white male harrassing poor innocent Ching Chongs.
Ya think?