Handyman Boogie
The Medway Handyman wrote:
The woman I was working for nearly wet herself laughing.
Well, I trust she paid you extra for the entertainment value.
I had a similar situation the other day while having a bonfire in the
garden, when I suddenly became aware of a sharp pain in the right
nipple, and at about the same time noticed wisps of smoke emanating from
the breast-pocket of my shirt...
David
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