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Default In-house visit by a "Rainbow vacuum" salesperson
On 30 Apr 2007 00:39:12 -0400, (Jeff Jonas) wrote:

I'm thinking, Who's to say the hardwood floor thing
wouldn't work with evanglists?

They offer me a brochure to read, and all I have to say is,
"I'm sorry, I have hardwood floors."
What will they use as a comeback for that?

"Don't you have rugs on them?"

If it's a prayer rug in front of the altar,
well, that's a clue.
Of course, you'd have to use a spiritual vacuum to clean those.

My whole life is a spiritual vacuum.


(not really, but couldn't resist.)
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