mc wrote

Would that work with evangelists?

I doubt it. I never had to say a thing. Just tell door-to-door
types you're not interested while you are closing the door. Those of us who do go around on
occasion looking for people who are interested in finding a church will appreciate it.

Put an ad in the yellow pages and leave us alone! Anybody who wants to find a church can easily
find one without your help.

A lot of people appreciate door-to-door visits from local churches;

**** all do in fact.

otherwise the churches would have stopped making them long ago.

Mindlessly silly, just like with any sort of sales fool.

It's an old-fashioned welcome-to-the-community thing.

Wrong, as always.

I suppose next you'll want to get rid of Girl Scout cookie selling.

Nar, just fools like you.