"Lurch" wrote in message
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On Mon, 23 Apr 2007 20:23:18 GMT, "ARWadsworth"
mused:


Er, no. You're a girl, you don't understand tools.

Tell that to my girlfriend and she would rip your balls off. She has got
NVQs in welding and car mechanics. She also has a nice girlie job in the
local bakers and a degree in ripping the balls off men*

Adam

*Not seen that certificate yet but I have seen her kick the balls of a 6
foot bloke almost upto his throat after he punched her in the mouth.

Are you absolutely sure she's a girl? Her name's not Trevor is it?

100% sure she's a girl. I've got the photos to prove it and she has got the
36DDs.

Adam