In the process of having a meltdown, and forgetting that it supposedly
ploinked, something, probably a poorly written bot, called Abe screeched:


Most people know that Qwik-set locks aren't really secure, but you're
not replying to the topic of conversation.
*ploink*
Unable to comprehend that the topic of the thread is kwikset something
called "Abe"
Listen you top posting moron, the topic was not qwik-set locks
themselves, it was their customer service. Or are you really too dumb
to comprehend that, you little punk.

Where do you live? I wanna come visit you.