As Party Nominee of the IPPVM (Independent Party of the Proctologically
Violated (M)asses), I guess I won't be counting on your vote in '08, eh?
sigh

And, gee, *I* was tryna keep it clean, mostly fer Harold.....

Sheep?????? Goodgawd....

But are you suggesting I stfu so's whatever Highlander is furiously
thrusting away on me can concentrate a little better, with less said
distraction???
Man, I should be carrying a goddamm whistle and Mace!

And, you missed much of the point.

OK, I omitted the sheetrock utility, which is a very valid point.
And by consensus here, apparently the only valid point.
And, I suspect, where that rotozip came from to begin with.

And I didn't make the shoplifter connection, altho I think this is is quite
secondary to the primary mission of fleecing the Great American Pubic.

All of which doesn't change the, uh, thrust of the above, said fleecing.
God forbid the rotozip should be honestly marketed as a functional drywall
tool.
God forbid.

But, sheeeiit, there are 300,000,000 all-consuming drunkards weaving thru
the shopping malls of Merka, and frenetically clicking between HSM and QVC,
all of whom have $100 bills flapping out of their back pockets.

Might as well pluck'em, eh?

ALSO:

Most who protesteth loudest over my PV shtick are perhaps the most unwitting
Members of the IPPVM.

To wit, the Law of the PV'd:

EVERY working stiff is an unwitting member of
IPPVM.

The only escapees are
1. Those who are actually doing the PV'ing.
And they pay me absolutely no mind, mostly because they are too busy
laughing hysterically in their board meetings, whilst strategizing the
details of Global PV, laughing to and fro the bank, and washing themselves
off at the sink--or even better, making US wash them off when they're
done--orally, if possible.
2. Those who are not PV'ing anyone explicitly, by being able to live
strictly off the interest of their investments.
Which, btw, from grand PV pov, is still an indirect PV, but dats
another story....
3. Retirees, with enough to live on--for now.

The rest of us, esp. the young (most of whom will likely *never* be able to
leave their parents' homes), better get skilled in dumpster diving.
Buy yer pickup truck *now*.
And a shotgun.
Practice DD'g fer tools, wood, n' metal'****, so's when it comes time to DD
fer FOOD, yer all well-practiced.

Hey, but the volume calculation ditty was pretty neat shtick, eh?
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"Don Foreman" wrote in message
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On Mon, 9 Apr 2007 23:45:03 -0400, "Proctologically Violated©®"
wrote:



The only use I see for this over-hyped crap is as a grinder heftier than a
Dremel, but not as hefty as a true die grinder.

It does jobs it was designed to do better than anything else
available. If it doesn't do what you need to do then you are free
to walk away from it and leave it alone. Your inability to
understand its value does not make it an abomination or a fleecing
because you are quite free not to buy one -- and in fact you did not
buy it so your ox has not been gored by your foolishly having
purchased a tool for which you have no use nor ability to use
productively.

You seem to persistently proclaim proctological violation enough to
suggest that perhaps you invite it and enjoy it or at least enjoy
bleating about it. If you don't enjoy and invite you might consider
presenting less of a vertical smile with spread-cheeks invitation --
and less bleating about eager and vigorous responses to your
invitations might be appreciated.

Ask any Highlander. Screwing a sheep serves a need though the bloody
bleating can be distracting and a bit tedious...