On Sun, 08 Apr 2007 23:07:18 GMT, "r.bartlett"
wrote:


On of our service engineers lived next door to a neighbour with
borderline dementia, she put the chip pan on the stove and went out
looking for the dog.

The wind slammed the door shut behind her ...

DG

There's a Knock knock joke in there somewhere


There deserves to be doesn't there ?

But it's all arse about face. The old biddy's knocking on her own door
from the ouside trying to get in and the chip pan's not saying "who's
there".

She was just lucky he was a service engineer and had his favourite
tools in the car.

Especially the big hammer.

DG