On Apr 2, 5:01 pm, Harry wrote:
On Mon, 2 Apr 2007 07:59:03 -0500, "HeyBub"
wrote:

wrote:
This is an Official Message from Microsoft.

Dear Computer User,

As President of Microsoft, I am sending this this message to warn all
computer users worldwide.

[...]

'Bout damn time! That Mozilla thingy caused my cat to develop warts.

My toilet-trained Siamese cat was accidentally exposed to Mozilla
software. Now she ****s all over the computer.



There once was a beautiful city castle perched high above a real
steep moutain. The mountain rose almost 2 miles up in the air. There
were beautiful gardens, and people wore giant collars and elaborate
robes. However,
this city was above a creepy unknown known only as the abyss. On most
days, you can't even see the
abyss, being so obscured by clouds. On days the abyss was visible, it
appeared to be a forboding haunted
forest. Most people don't dare trek out of the city and down the
moutain, for anyone who was adventerous
enough to do so, was never heard from again. Some people believe an
evil horde of gnomes and trolls live in
the abyss, gobbling up anybody who dare trek into the abyss. Besides,
who would want to? The city-castle
was beautiful, with multi-tiered gardens, lavash cottages, and
everybody lived in peace and harmony. Who
would want to leave that, only to be swallowed by whatever lurked into
the abyss. But there was one
adventuresom lad named "Blythesnifflesdodgertan".
Blythesnifflesdodgertan was a risk taker. Hew decided
to explore the abyss, and discover what lurks down there. But before
he could go, he got eaten by a grue.
THE END