On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 21:20:53 GMT, John Robertson
wrote:

On 2007-03-22 07:09:57 -0700, said:

On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 13:59:34 +0000 (GMT), "Dave Plowman (News)"
wrote:

*"I am " is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. *

No.

A? (as in "Canadian, a?" - ducking now! eh?)

John :-#)#

"Who opened the door?"
"I"

shortest sentence solved!