"J. Clarke" opin'd thus:

This morning I, being a long haired freaky person, had hair down to my
ass. It is now a shoulder length (very) rough bob.

[snip happens]

. Better to keep it short, as I've just learned the hard way.

Almost cut my hair;

It happened just the other day;

It's gettin' kinda long;

I coulda said it was in my way;

But I didn't and I wonder why;

I feel like letting my freak flag fly

.. . .



-Don th' Aging Hippie (listening to CSN&Y)


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Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.