On Sun, 07 Mar 2004 04:37:49 GMT, Bruce L. Bergman
wrote:

Anyone remember that online page titled 1001 ways to F*$# UP a Cat?
I could easily make it 2001 ways without even trying.

What if your afterlife hell is run by cats? Better rethink your
attitudes, or you may end up the 'catnip mouse on a string' for all
eternity...

If you can't love a dog or cat, you probably can't love another
person, either. In which case, it sure sucks to be you.

Real men own cats.
(or are owned by them)

People own dogs. Cats own people.

Real men are neither afraid to own a dog, or be owned by a cat.

-- Bruce --

To dogs, people are Gods

To cats, people are Staff.


Gunner

"Gun Control, the theory that a 110lb grandmother should
fist fight a 250lb 19yr old criminal"