Thread: New Member
View Single Post
  #4   Report Post  
Posted to rec.woodworking
J T J T is offline
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 2,925
Default New Member

Mon, Mar 19, 2007, 4:52pm (EDT-3) jumps up and
down, waves, and shoutss:
Hello All,
I just joined you group tonight. I make wooden pens, among other things.
I'll have to review the posts to get familiar with what you guys are up
to.
While I'm doing that, let me share a pen making video with you, that I
made yesterday.

We have members? Is this a club/? If it's a club I don't want to
be amembe. I don't want to belong to any clum that'll have me as a
member, I do have 'some' standards you know.

NOW, as the High Prist to the Woodworking Gods, you owe them a smal
sacrifice. No, I don't mean burnng your neighbor's cat in your BBQ
grill. As their High Priest, I do all their administrative work, so
send your sacrifice in care of me. And I want to stres this, you do NOT
send the cat as a sacrifice. What thy will accept is a modest selection
of wood as a sacrifice No, I repeat NO, pens. They'll be expecting
communication from you. Soon.



JOAT
Custom philosophizing done. No job too small; must be indoor work, with
no heavy lifting.