"Lobster" wrote in message
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bob wrote:

Anyone have any novel ideas for a second incarnation of this funny
feature?

I'm afraid if it was mine it would be into a skip in a trice! (this is in
the living room??)

David

PS I think you should take your cat to the vet sharpish...

My cat is perfectly healthy, thank you. Just a bit stiff. And he doesn't eat
much.

Oh come now, this is a 1950s Canadian livingroom. We need context here.
After all, you probably burn coal in yours, right? Well, my friends in
Cambridge do anyway.
To be honest, it sort of acts as a demarkation point between the kitchen and
livingroom, and I'd hate to tear it out. It's just too weird to part with.

Bob