Mitch wrote:
At least you have choices. In my small town, all we have is a
Menard's. Staffed only by retarded teenagers who avoid customer
contact at all costs.

I have to say that the Menard's stores near me have people who go out of
their way to make sure you're finding what you're looking for, almost
to the point of wishing they'd ignore you.

Almost.

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