HeyBub wrote:
javawizard wrote:
You may not legally own a pair of pliers if you live in Texas.

In Harper Woods, Michigan, it is against the law to paint a sparrow
and claim it's a parakeet.

- from www.odd-info.com

I don't know about Michiganer's fetish for festooning or flocking flyers,
but the pliers foolishness is foppery.

Frippery, perhaps, not foppery.

R