On 2007-02-22 14:03:42 +0000, Owain said:

Grunff wrote:
Sad as it may sound, that is probably my favourite domestic appliance
of all time.

Second to Mrs Grunff, I'm sure you meant to say :-)

Owain

Don't endanger the poor guy's life.

Besides... this is really the punchline to "why do brides wear white?"