On Tue, 20 Feb 2007 00:21:17 -0500, (J T)
wrote:

Mon, Feb 19, 2007, 10:45pm (tom*watson) doth sayeth:
Aw c'mon JOAT - you just looked that list up - what about, "What do
you do with a drunken sailor"? snip

I dunno. Mug him?

Too short. "Mug him in the alley by the whorehouse" would work.