On Feb 19, 5:58�am, "Dave Jackson" wrote:
18. "I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better."
19. "She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles."
20. "She's Looking Better After Every Beer."
21. "I Hate Every Bone In Your Body But Mine."
--dave

"J T" wrote in message

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* * *Figured as long as peoples was posting songs I'd post a few of my
favorites. *Hmm, maybe next time I'll post the lyrics too, so we can
have a group sing.

1. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.
2. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
3. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
4. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl,
But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal.
5. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.
6. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
7. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid
She'd Win.
8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
9. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and
Cryin' Over You
10. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.
11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).
12. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.
13. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do
Miss Him.
14. Please Bypass This Heart.
15. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
16. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

JOAT
When in doubt, go to sleep.
- Mully Small

Looks like the Ben Colder Songbook contents page.

I knew an organist in Columbus (OH) who sang somewhat irreverent
hymns. Two of his favorites were "Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The
Goal Posts Of Life" and "I Kicked The Dog That ****ed On Jesus'
Cross".

I liked anything by Oscar Brand.

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