That has to be the best one I've heard so far. I only wish I could
have been at the boardroom table when the company lawyers delivered
their pitch.

I also enjoyed the reference to Gary Larson "not of step" warning.
The man is a comic genuis. One of my favourite Far Side cartoons is
of a really excited dog calling a 1-900 sex line and what he hears on
the other end is "I'm just a poor helpless kitten with a broken leg
trapped on the front veranda with no place to hide..."

Cheers,
Paul

On Mon, 05 Feb 2007 19:33:55 -0500, mm
wrote:

My favorite I heard on Leno.

It was a Superman costume, and the label said, "Warning, cape does not
enable wearer to fly."

Some day they're going to find out that 6-year olds ignore words that
give them trouble, or that they think "enable" means "prevent".