J. Clarke writes:

The phone concept might or might not work: it is close to impossible
to identify a voice on the telephone, for one thing, without some
fairly sophisticated gear.

Uh, why would one need to "identify a voice on the telephone"? This
is getting crazy.

Agreed. After all - how do they identify a parent in person?

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