"Leonard Caillouet" wrote in message
...

Sophie, haven't you been paying attention? Oxygen free wire is passe.
All good audiophiles know that it makes no difference whether you use OF
copper or not, since the best sound comes from bare copper oxidized on the
surface by the urine of virgin ferrets that have been raised listening to
Bach's Tocata and Fuge in D minor. Of course, some say that Dr. Pepper
works as well. The oxide slows the conduction to allow the slower
electrons to arrive in phase with the ones that would otherwise travel
faster.

Actually all you need to do is store it under a titanium pyramid between one
full moon and the next.








--