Dave sez:
God that's funny. Tears running down my face type funny. I used to have a
folder with po' southern white trash jokes in it but I think it got lost
over
time.

Got lost over time? Naw! You probably incorporated it into some trashy
cockney yarn and forgot all about it.

Bob Swinney




"Dave Baker" wrote in message
...
Subject: Any Engineers Here? I have a quiz for you.
From: Larry Jaques
Date: 16/02/04 04:27 GMT Standard Time
Message-id:

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We challenge any so-called smart Yankee to take this exam
administered by the University of Arkansas' Engineering Department:

1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will
support a 10- pound possum.

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Dave Baker - Puma Race Engines (www.pumaracing.co.uk)
I'm not at all sure why women like men. We're argumentative, childish,
unsociable and extremely unappealing naked. I'm quite grateful they do
though.