Al Bundy wrote:

Reminds me of days at the beach when I was a kid. Have to take a dump
but having too much fun in the water. Finally it gets wicked and run to
the ****ter with wet suit on. Sit on toilet and ass slips all over the
place.

nobody told you to play in it, that was on you

I was there when a grown woman pee'd on a pair of jeans in JCPenney
dressing room
i knew the lady, I handed her the jeans she pee'd on.

by whatever means is neccessary