CptDondo wrote:
That was one thought.... The loft is a sort of balcony for lack of a
better word, or a big shelf with one side open to the room below. Or
maybe an overgrown cubbyhole. There's no way to put one of those in.

--Yan

Andy writes:
Sounds like a perfect application for a stripper pole..... You'd
have
to learn how to shinney up it, but by the time you got there you'd be
tired enough to go to sleep immediately.... And in case of a fire,
you could be down in a second.....
And the wife could use it for other things (grin)

Just an idea from Eureka, Texs

Andy