On 2006-12-24 21:34:34 +0000, "Steve Walker" said:

Owain wrote:
Lightman wrote:
I have at least 6 cubic metres of coal in central London which we
found in a coal hole!

You could set up a stall and sell it by the lump to expat Scots
first-footers who left theirs at home.

Shake it out of your trouser leg, whilst distracting the guards.

No doubt that's on over Christmas. Again.