....to help lighten up (or down) we few cognitively deprived juveniles,
here's a project that's easy to make and fun for some. It's a stool
sample that will put that haughty and superior person who lives behind
the sacrosanct little box-office window in most doctor's waiting rooms
in his/her place.

Nothing more than a tiny three legged stool in a black plastic roll film
container, free at most film developing stores. Turn a 3/8 in. thick
disc for the seat that fits into the container. Attach 3 match sticks or
whatever for legs that are long enough so that the stool is a snug fit
inside the box.

Attach a label: ***Stool Sample***

Last time herself finally deigned to open the window, I handed over a
container, seriously telling her that I hoped I had filled it full
enough and the stool was fresh and not too runny, but to be sure I asked
her to please open the box and check. She was aghast! I enjoyed the
consternation, but I did have the grace to shortly open the box for her.

My doctor and all but two of his staff laughed. Funny thing tho,
_everyone including some patients wanted a 'stool sample'. Glad I had
made several.


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