This message could be taken several different ways.

1. If you have the drug, crack inside your ceiling, I'd call the
police.

2. If your wife's crack is hanging out of the ceiling, she must have
fallen thru the upstairs floor. Call the fire department.

3. If you have a separation in the plaster, causing a long indent
across your ceiling, you need some spackle.

Do whichever is appropriate.