"Jim Yanik" wrote in message
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A big dog is useful when you aren't home,but has cleanup,possible allergy
problems,and requires constant feeding.

Can't remember where I read it- I'm thinking Mad magazine- but they went
through the guard dog scenario, and the potential new dog owner did some
math in his head, and announced that it would be cheaper to get robbed once
in a while.

aem sends...