Clive Mitchell wrote:

OK. Put your hand up if you ever stuck your finger in a lamp holder!

Yeah, been there done that, aged about 7 or 8 I suppose. And it really
makes me shudder to recall that after having got a reasonable belt from
it, my immediate reaction was to fetch my little sister and get her to
stick hers in there too. Ha ha ha. Got another belt - much worse -
when my old man found out...

David