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from "John Laird" contains these words:

Of course, spending less than £100 on tools is the real challenge...

My boss once sent me to Machine Mart with a blank cheque and the parting
words "Get anything you need". She wasn't stupid - she knew I knew the
difference between need and want. Cruel though.

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Skipweasel
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.