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On 5 Dec 2006 14:17:22 -0800, "mike" wrote:

I called. Their solution is..."call us when the container becomes
damaged or missing and we will replace it". They don't have idea what
to do in windy areas.

Good. Call them twice a month to report a missing windblown trash
container. Have your neighbors do this too. Take the missing trash
containers and sell them on E-bay.

and go to jail...

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