Kay, thanks for the first person account - at least I'm not the only
one.

Haller, the desensitization idea is interesting, might be worth a try.

Pat, no I haven't cared to use my friends as guinea pigs, but I'll send
you 1 gallon free of charge and you can report to us your findings.
Using 2 wells shouldn't require any trenching.
Both wells are working and both go into your house, no?
NO.