Ian Stirling wrote:
The Medway Handyman wrote:
Hi All

Just got the new Yellow Pages and looked under Handyman to check the
competition. Amazed to find www.kent-handyman.co.uk who appears to
have stolen his wording directly from my web site!

He has even stolen my price structure! Not only that, he uses the
phrase The Medway Handyman in his meta tags.

Cheeky git!

Apart from bricking his windows - what can I do about it?
Intellectual property theft?

Call the Medway Murderer?

My charges are as follows:

The first good hiding (includes travel); £30

Per punch afterwards; £30

The full Monty: good hiding followed by decapitation (4 hours) pre booked;
£100

Burial afterwards; £25

Full Day includes kneecapping, decapitation, burial and basket of fruit for
the widow (8 hours) pre booked; £160