Mary Fisher wrote:
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"Turn off your Christmas tree lights without leaving your sofa"
There's nothing like laziness carried out well!

I often see people frantically looking for remotes for their telly, isn't
this just another thing to get lost?

Well in my case, the Xmas tree lights are

ARE?

Already/?

It's not even Advent yet!


Noooo.... (darling) I meant, as in, "Well in my case, each year the
Xmas lights are..."

David