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I always do that at Ikea. Because it's a long way. Because damaged
panels within undamaged boxes seems common. Because the Ikea customer
returns area is the lowest place on earth.

I've never had anything damaged or missing from Ikea. I did snap one of
their knives though. The woman asked how long I'd had it, so I asked how
long the guarantee was. "Oh, twelve months". "Well, I've had it eleven
months then".

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Skipweasel
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.