On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 16:03:46 -0500, Jeff Wisnia wrote:

I'm thinking that some of the participants' alimentary canals may have
somehow gotten completely reversed. Medical miricals, to be sure.


Sounds like a case of optical rectusis - when the optic nerve gets
scrambled with the nerve to the bowels.

It gives you a ****ty outlook on life. ;-)

Cheers!
Rich