"Martin Pentreath" wrote in message
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Hello Macaroni

Marconi wrote:
Are you still here?

I'm teetering on the edge of my computer seat awaiting the arrival of
new posts. Any thread I've started in the past has died out after three
replies.

Being an arsehole always attracts a crowd here. Google for Turtill.

Being the neighbourhood busybody took me one three minute phone call
this morning (followed by about half an hour of gloating, but I could
multi-task during that bit). Developing a sudden usenet habit has
proved to be a much bigger time waster.

I know. You'd be much more productive looking for the dust falling off your
neighbours windows, and reporting them for littering.

Have you people got nothing
better to do? Guess your wives have dumped you and the kids hate you
etc ;-)

Not quite. I'm looking for a neighbour to grass up for some silly violation
of a local bye-law. That should get here going.
How long did it take for your wife to leave?