"The Medway Handyman" wrote in message
. uk...
Hi All

I write a regular 'Handyman Hints' column for a local magazine. They want
the December one to have an Xmas theme.

I thought of doing a spoof article e.g. make sure the chimney is swept so
Santa can get down OK, leave parking space for sleigh etc.

Any ideas on this theme?

You could try and take the mickey out of the health and safety directorate
and how they would try and regulate Santa and his trip to your house. You
know, hazard analysis, warning signs, not leaving anything about Santa might
stumble on etc. Or maybe bring the planning people in for a swipe.

Andy.