Phil L ) gurgled happily, sounding much like they
were saying :

Just what is you f&^#ing problem? It's bad enough that we have these
idiotic conservation rules, without people like you going round
reporting others. Honestly, hand on heart, how is this impacting your
quality of life?

It's his house not yours, if you don't like it, **** the hell off.

There's quite a lot of (probably wilful) misunderstanding of the concept of
a conservation area going on.