Sam Goldwasser wrote:

"Michael A. Terrell" writes:

Jim Land wrote:

Will you have instructions for removing the door, bypassing the door
switch, and using it to zap bugs as they fly through the air?

Forget bugs! How about a couple hundred stacked like a video wall,
and use it at a political debate to really turn the heat on the
candidates? ;-)

In any case, bugs won't care. They are too small and they won't heat up
significantly in the time needed to fly by. But the microwave wavelength
is well suited to politicians though.


Make sure to remove the individual timers from each microwave. With
any luck at all, they'll be well done by the time the moderator rings
his bell.

My only question is when to call hazmat to clean up the biohazardous
waste? ;-)


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Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to
prove it.
Member of DAV #85.

Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida