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from "Mike G" contains these words:

I like to feel what I am doing. Means I might have to spend 15 mins
scrubbing my hands afterwards, but it suits me.

I seem to have the sort of skin that doesn't come clean no matter how
hard I scrub, nor with what. The sides of my index fingers are worst -
where you spin a nut against your thumb. For the sake of matrimonial
bliss[1] I'd rather wear gloves.

[1] The wife won't cuddle me if I'm all grubby. Though she will scrub my back.

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