"MRS. CLEAN" wrote in message
oups.com...

I am playing with my new toys, oven, cooktop and most of all
dishwasher.

My dishwasher has a sanitize cycle. Mrs. Clean will be washing
everything she owns on that cycle.

I'll do some baking just so I can wash more dishes yeah yeah yeah

Heh! That's the selling point for dishwashers. Originally, sales were almost
nil; it turned out most women ENJOYED washing dishes! So the manufacturers
started hyping the sterilizing capability of their machines. Turns out,
housewives valued cleanliness more than the fun of hand-washing dishes.*

Of course the fact that no one in recorded history has ever fallen ill from
a poorly washed dish is an irrelevant factoid.
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*Females are naturally cleanliness-oriented. Ask a woman to describe a
"sensuous" experience and on her list will be a bubble-bath, with candles,
soft music. Ask a man, and he'll say a week in a hunting lodge with no
shower, no shaving, no change of clothes, and uninhibited farting. Women
just naturally appreciate clean; men are just naturally natural.