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Default How to murder people with wood?

Ed Zagmoon (in )
said:

| I want to be a serial killer and I want to use wooden weapons.
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| What can I build with wood to kill people and how can I
| avoid being arrested by the cops?

Oleander chopsticks. When the police come to arrest you, climb into
your DIY wooden trebuchet (cleverly concealed in your basement) and
launch yourself through the basement window, over their heads, and
away...

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Morris Dovey
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