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Default How to murder people with wood?

Sun, Oct 29, 2006, 7:51pm (EST-3) (Ed*Zagmoon)
doth burbleth:
I want to be a serial killer and I want to use wooden weapons.
What can I build with wood to kill people and how can I avoid being
arrested by the cops?

Well, won't actually elevate you to serial killer status, but it
will work.

Get a long wooden post, and point one in. Plant it in the ground,
with the pointed en up, and sticking out about 4 feet.

Sit on the pointed end. Guaranteed killer, and the cops wont
arrest you.

Damn troll.



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